Wednesday, 12 February 2014

Attention Science Aspirants!

(With due apologies to the subject teacher
It’s for fun, I’m no preacher
And to the students, take it with a pinch of salt
Science is really interesting, it’s my fault :P)

All my books lay gathering dust
Studying, as per my rule should not be a must

Physics is something, we do not apply
Since with our practical lives, it doesn’t ply
What happens to a satellite that leaves with escape velocity,
Who really cares, keeping in mind life’s complexity?

Well. . . Chemistry is no better, it ruins our life
To find the formula of its solutions, we have to strive
Metal displacement, disproportionation and God knows which reaction
The lab is worse, we suffer from asphyxiation

Biology is on its way to trouble us all the more
It is a strong reason to sleep and snore
Counting the bones is not my cup of tea
We can’t create humans anyway, so useful it can’t be

Math. .  . Eeeeks, it makes me shout
At its very mention, my head spins round and round
I can see how x+y=z+a is going to help me in life
It is better to plunge your head in water and take a dive


Psychology is busy fathoming brain wiring
Cramming the name of philosophers is so tiring
Why should we know the reason behind fear?
What’s the point of managing emotions, withholding tears?

They’ve even made English a boring subject
No one enjoys studying subject, verb and object
Clauses and modals know how to bore us
While studying tenses, students create a fuss

So you see there’s no point leafing through voluminous books
But alas! We have to pass the exams by hook or by crook!



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