(With due apologies to the subject
teacher
It’s for fun, I’m no preacher
And to the students, take it with a
pinch of salt
Science is really interesting, it’s
my fault :P)
All my books lay gathering dust
Studying, as per my rule should not
be a must
Physics is something, we do not apply
Since with our practical lives, it
doesn’t ply
What happens to a satellite that
leaves with escape velocity,
Who really cares, keeping in mind
life’s complexity?
Well. . . Chemistry is no better, it
ruins our life
To find the formula of its solutions,
we have to strive
Metal displacement,
disproportionation and God knows which reaction
The lab is worse, we suffer from
asphyxiation
It is a strong reason to sleep and
snore
Counting the bones is not my cup of
tea
We can’t create humans anyway, so
useful it can’t be
Math. . . Eeeeks, it makes me shout
At its very mention, my head spins
round and round
I can see how x+y=z+a is going to help me in life
It
is better to plunge your head in water and take a dive
Psychology
is busy fathoming brain wiring
Cramming
the name of philosophers is so tiring
Why
should we know the reason behind fear?
What’s
the point of managing emotions, withholding tears?
They’ve even made English a boring
subject
No one enjoys studying subject, verb
and object
Clauses and modals know how to bore
us
While studying tenses, students
create a fuss
So you see there’s no point leafing
through voluminous books
But alas! We have to pass the exams
by hook or by crook!
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